Audrey

In an outstanding cafe sketch @ Graves Gallery in Sheffield, I was attempting to drink my tea and shoot a photo I could see unfolding before me.

'poo poo' said MCC

'smile,' I said

'poo poo' said MCC

'smile for mummy,' I said

'poo poo' said MCC whilst trying an effort to smile for mummy

'good girl,' I said

'poo poo' said MCC

I checked. The cafe chair was swimming in rampant wee. Suitably shaking my head @ my own poor parenting I picked up my leaking daughter & left the building. Sadly the cafe is halfway through the gallery hence she dropped across the floor as we escaped @ speed to the loo.

Still, nice shot.....


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