Trashing the Place

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellow,

I've kind of turned anti-birthday. It honestly isn't the getting old. I am fairly comfortable with that. 

It's that people get so upset if they forget, or didn't get me a card, or don't know what to buy me. And the thing is that I don't know what to buy me EITHER. 

So it's all a bit stressful and I'm not about the stress.

Caro knows this and the things she bought me were small things she knew I would like, tea-bags and spices. Stuff like that. But she also set them all up in a nice little display. 

It was so lovely! I took pictures! Jasper trashed it all just one hour later!

And his trashing it was funnier than the display. So here he is. 

S.