Football Focus??

Bandit: Well, that's the football season started again Dylan.
Dylan: Oh really!
Bandit: Do you support a team Dylan?
Dylan: Liverpool
Bandit: Why Liverpool?
Dylan: Well I have a liver and I once fell in a pool.
Bandit: Thinking like that, you could support Arsenal because you're got a big ......
Dylan: Not on Blip!!!
Bandit: Do you ever play football Dylan?
Dylan: No, a waste of time and energy.
Bandit: But some players earn more than a hundred thousand pounds a week!
Dylan: Anyone seen my fourth boot?

Enjoy the weekend.

" I'm not giving away any secrets to Milan; if I had my way, I wouldn't even tell them the time of the kick-off." Bill Shankly.


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