Does my Bum look big in this?

My sad silver birch came down, and we have a pile of branches to break down and use to light fires and a few good logs, but for some reason one got one log popped on the chopping block to keep the grass from dying underneath it.

This elevated spot is a well fought after cat seat. They scratch and rub on it, they sit on it and sit and glare at others on it! They fight over it and generally treat it with much attention. The most amusing is when Momma cat Splodge sits herself down and seems to take up much more space than at any other time (except when on your lap of course) This evening she is looks oh so elegant!

I have a feeling if she was human she would be asking if her bum looked big on here? The answer would be Yes!