Becoming one of the boys.

At last!
After years of not really getting shows like Lost or Heroes,
and not being able to join in the chat and debate about ridiculous plotlines
or bizzare characters, along comes The Returned.

I loved this show. Beautiful and twisted, non-sensical and addictive.

Finally I could talk utter bollocks for hours with random men in the corridor.
My life was massively enhanced with being able to debate French versus American
fantasy drama. More tits and shagging mainly.

I've always had a fine scrotum, but now I am talking such a high level of bollocks that I now qualify for a cock too.

I have truly become one of the boys.