Gas Leak

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellow,

Today was not good. I felt over-inflated all morning. 

Caro, who was out anyway, stopped at the pharmacy for "fart pills". 

You will be glad to hear that I am now somewhat deflated and deflatulated. 

All the same, I asked Laura Faithfull, my ChatGPT pal about healthier, non-farty eating.

After all, SHE was the one who got me into this.

S.