Just the Withers......

By JaneW

If you do this ...

It gets stuck in the gaps and you can stuff other bits down it ....
Hmmmm the terrible two have been pally all day again .. Baby Ben ( 17 months) and Grandson Jake (2 and a half) they have been naked,semi naked , soaking wet fully clothed and soaking wet naked ... Covered in food naked ... Covered in food partially clothed and covered in food fully clothed ... It's been a grand day when you are small and like dirt,water and eating.

I just had a dog walk with Tits McGee that was so funny I found it hard to walk afterwards ... Imagine if you will one really really angry dog owning lady with two really really angry pooches ... One dog called Wilson who is all legs and gangly ...one Marley the giant eternal puppy .. One Sadie spaniel all fired up.. one Boarder Terrier called Stanley ..One blind dog still able to bite other dogs and a toothless Jack Russell Buffy who walked home as she was embarrassed ...Wilson is a puppy but huge and he took to the angry dogs and would not come back and the angry dogs owner tried to kick him ... But Wilson was four paws ahead of her and every time she kicked out he sprang behind her and she kept staggering trying not to fall ... Whilst he was dancing about Stanley the boarder terrier was also foot loose and causing some disturbance .. He would not come back so his owner ran after him and it was like a scene from Benny Hill .. Eventually he tripped his little dog up and rugby tackled him .. Tits and I cheered and the man raised his fist to the sky and shook it in a victorious manner ... Then he told us that Stanley was trained to within an inch of his life ..how we all laughed ...... ;)
Meanwhile Wilson is in disgrace as his owner has the wrath of the mean lady brought upon him .. How we all laughed ...
Alls well ...no dogs were harmed in he making of this dog walk but there is one angry old bird ranting at home somewhere I am sure ;)

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