Carol  [09:45]:
I am going to pretend that I have moved to Glasgow and pretend I can't make it in every time there are adverse weather conditions.
‘Mid July excuse – Sorry. Can’t make it in today. The trains are cancelled as the sun is blinding the train drivers.’

Symon  [09:46]:
I was thinking it was too cold and wet for both of us to get wet going for coffee today.
So off you pop. Mine's a black Americano.

Carol  [09:46]:
Who are you?
A black eye is more likely if you ever take that tone with me again, young(ish – sort of) man.

Symon  [09:48]:
Ha ha ha! I am kidding! Joking! Please don't hurt me.

Carol  [09:48]:
That doll is getting a few extra pins tonight.

Symon  [09:49]:
That would explain the hernia.

Carol  [09:49]:
And it's not allowed to go to the tea party.
It has to stay in the naughty shoe box.

Symon  [09:49]:
Ooh. I love it when you go all Silence of the Lambs.

Carol  [09:50]:
A hernia is simply a taster.

Symon  [09:50]:
Moving on. What are your plans for the day?

Carol  [09:51]:
Probably best. I was starting to go down the path of ‘What would be really horrible for a bloke to experience?’
(…besides childbirth)
Zero plans.

Symon  [09:51]:
Willy falling off. Definite. If you really wanted to know.

Carol  [09:52]:
I was thinking twisted baws!

Symon  [09:52]:
I'm free from 12ish if you would like to go for lunch.
I'd put up with twisted nads if I could still have a willy. Just saying.

Carol  [09:52]:
A prince Albert.
Which has gone foosty!
Hahahahahaha!

Symon  [09:53]:
OOya.

Carol  [09:54]:
I have to get some stuff in the shops at lunchtime so I can't really do lunch.
Coffee would be good.
Any time.
No work to do today.

Symon  [09:55]:
I can tell.
I've got a sh1tload to do due to useless effers sitting on tasks for months then dropping them on me Tues afternoon. Now they are "urgent". However, I do not care.
10:30 for coffee?

Carol  [09:57]:
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Symon  [09:57]:
And suddenly my hernia feels better. You must have removed that clothes peg.

Carol  [09:59]:
Not released. Just eased the pressure slightly.

Symon  [10:00]:
There was NO episode of Coven last week. I was bereft. Friday isn’t Friday without Jessica being naughty and loveable.

Carol  [10:02]:
I have a recorded episode which I will be watching tonight.
That’s what I could be doing today if my train had been cancelled.

Symon  [10:04]:
Maybe you could convince your team that your legs have been cancelled.

Symon  [10:08]:
If you want to enter the SL Magazine quiz, the answers are:

Yorkhill Children’s Hospital
Firmen Ultra
Prosperous

Carol  [10:14]:
If I submit this and later discover that you are lying, your doll will look like a pin cushion.

Symon  [10:15]:
If I was lying I would definitely have made up more amusing answers.

Carol  [10:16]:
Fair point.
But those bulldog clips must nip a bit. Ouch!

Symon  [10:18]:
I was wondering what that was. I assumed it was chafing from my man-bra.

Carol  [10:29]:
now?

Symon  [10:30]:
Let’s go!