26-08-2014

Hello,

You haven’t been on fb for a whole day. Are you in withdrawal?

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Good morning Princess Normal,

Now you have me scared. How do you KNOW I haven’t been on FB? Have you installed some freaky hacker spyware on my laptop?

If so, then be advised that those websites I visited were all accidents. All of them. I thought “Cougars Behaving Badly” and “Dogging in Scotland” were animal websites.

Stalker.

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According to my phone, you were last on a day ago. I was just checking that you hadn’t broken both arms or something.

BTW not keen on those undercrackers. Much preferred yesterday’s!!

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I had never heard of “Undercrackers” before and had to use Urban Dictionary. I’ve always been partial to “Shreddies” myself, and that word also seems more appropriate to what you were wearing on Thursday.

I do hope that no-one intercepts these emails by the way. I’m now fighting an urge to explain that last sentence, just in case.

I’m currently suffering from man-flu so took Night-Nurse and went to bed early yesterday which may explain my lack of FB presence. Obviously, I’m being very brave about it and suffering in silence because I don’t want anyone to know that I’m secretly at death’s door.

Are you taking your girls to see Guardians of the Galaxy? I think you should try to talk them into it. It has the best soundtrack ever and several Kevin Bacon references.