Secret Weapon

Watch out Trump . . . watch out Putin . . . watch out anyone . . .
UK now have a secret weapon and in vast amounts.
Delighted to see that, after a 60 year ban, Tunnocks can fly again . . .
Originally banned from RAF flights after a cockpit marshmallow explosion. In the summer of 1965, a captain and student pilot forgot they had placed unwrapped teacakes above their instrument panels. When the captain pulled an emergency depressurising switch the iconic Scottish treat erupted - leaving a sticky mess over the airmen, the instruments and cockpit canopy.
Now the RAF Centre of Aerospace Medicine has now given them the all-clear to fly again, after tests in an altitude chamber found the teacakes did not explode . . . oh yesssss . . . don’t mess with us. I am taking one to the Concert tonight . . . just in case.