Nearly so nearly .........

Apologies for the image quality.  
As the old tv comedy said a funny thing happened on the way to the forum. My daughter ordered a red nose for my Grandson which arrived today. Curtis was really excited and paraded around the house fair pleased with himself. Later I went into the kitchen and found his red nose on the counter.  Thought I would be funny and put the nose on and have a joke with him. As I appeared from the kitchen my daughter shouted take it off quick. I have just super glued a tear in the fabric.. Luckily it came away leaving glue on my nose. A lucky escape but we has a laugh afterwards wondering if it had stuck fast and if I had to be operated on some time Tuesday, would I  have got away with asking the consultant to sponsor me for a knee replacement for Comic Relief. 2nd image shows the residual glue the rest was on my nose but my daughter peeled it off.
WHEW!