Sundays on the Couch With Jasper

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellow,

Caro has had quite the week and is exhausted. 

"I just want to sit on my b*mhole," she explained.

This was actually easy. I had stored up a week's worth of telly for her, so b*mhole time was arranged. I made her a bagel and many hot drinks and she was very happy.

Jasper decided to join us. And at one point he just looked up and smiled at me. This moment is caught on camera and sums up our day for you.

S.

p.s. Yes I've been studying the perfect fried rice recipe with the help of Uncle Roger.