Blip Manila

By blipmanila

Reason # 6

From 10 Reasons Why Dads are the Hottest Men on Earth

Reason # 6: We are hyper-mechanical. A while ago, a buddy and I had a contest to see who could change four D-cell batteries on a toy motorcycle the fastest. Timed tasks included cutting open the battery pack, finding a Phillips screwdriver, opening the toy, replacing the batteries and turning on the toy. When finished, we threw our right hand up and waved it around rodeo style. We tied at 6.08 seconds each. Michael Phelps could never beat that time. Ever. Guys without kids are too busy flexing or making sure the ladies are watching them complete every task. Meanwhile, dads are getting things done, and women like men who can fix battery-operated devices quickly.

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