Bruce

The life of my cat Bruce he wakes me up a couple of times a night to come in an eat and then just as I'm drifting back to sleep he meows to be let out.
We do this number every night why not get a litter box you ask? Well that would be the logical solution to my problem but to my cat Bruce who is very illogical it would be unheard of to do such a thing and expect him to do as I wished so I could have a restful peaceful night (we've tried that an Bruce won).

I think he has it in for me...