Make Stuff Good

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellow,

I had a pretty cruisey Friday. After yesterday my attitude to work is "eff it". 

So I did very little. Probably the most work I did was applying for other jobs. 

The good news kept coming though. I spoke to a couple of agents. One of whom wants to send my CV to BNZ which is fine. The other didn't have anything new for me but said a lot of very encouraging things. 

She also told me a fun story. 

LAURA THE AGENT'S FUN STORY
She said that although she's a Kiwi, she lived in London for six years. She's been back in Aotearoa for three years but when she went to pick up her dry cleaning this week, the lady behind the counter said, "Oh, you must have spent a few years in London."

Curious as to how her accent had betrayed her, Laura asked the dry cleaning lady how she knew. 

"It's because you've used the word 'innit' about six times and you've only been in here five minutes," replied the lady.

My only other big news for the day is that a bag of MSG has arrived! Fuiyohhhhh!! Now I can make sh*t good like Uncle Roger says. 

I've also told the FOBs I will soon be supplying them with suspicious looking little baggies of magic white powder. 

S.