OH MY !

That pup is the gift that keeps on giving!

My heart leapt when I saw TKM was marching towards TWO with an axe in hand (at last he might be mine...).   But it transpires that Noah has been making a bid to escape into the antipodean realms.  Just like I did back in the day.  

So, the enterprising TKM has erected a chicken wire fence to keep him from the portals.