I want a few pigs please : ))

Every autumn our lawn is covered in many areas by an amazing crop of acorns which have fallen from our 16 oak trees.  Trying to walk barefooted is impossible and even with stout shoes it's difficult. The powerful ride on mower won't suck them up either. 
Many years ago I lived on a farm where we had dairy cows and pigs which were raised for pork and bacon. How they loved to gobble up the acorns fallen from our oaks on the farm.