Fake news!

Let me tell you, folks, today is my birthday, and it’s the BEST birthday, the BIGGEST birthday ever. Believe me, nobody knows birthdays like me. It’s tremendous, absolutely fantastic—probably the best birthday anyone has ever had in our country, and that’s not just me saying it, it’s everyone. People are saying it’s the most incredible celebration. The cake? Unbelievable, the best you've ever seen. It's gonna be HUGE, folks. Trust me, this is a birthday like no other—just the best, like everything I do.

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