New Gondor

After a catch up lunch with friends, my family and I went to New Brighton to watch RED 2 and have dinner. On the way home, the car was silent. I looked out towards the sunset, and see a strange light with smoke coming from it in the distance.

"THE BEACONS!!! THE BEACONS OF GONDOR ARE LIT!! Gondor calls for aid!" I suddenly shout.

I thought I was being a comical genius, but I guess I'll stick to the day job...