You’re fired!

There is mass confusion today about whether federal employees need to submit to Musk’s request for 5 bullet points on what they accomplished last week. After being overridden this weekend, he’s just reiterated the request with a Wednesday evening deadline….

He also clarified that decisions on who gets fired will be made by an ai system after that system reviews all the submissions… because that is so reliable, right? I’m pretty sure no ai system has been trained yet on the subtleties of job performance evaluation for millions of workers in every discipline you can think of. Speaking of, Musk’s own ai system (Grok) was asked who spreads the most disinformation online and… wait for it… it came back with one name: Elon Musk. Gotta laugh otherwise you’ll cry