Avian Blue

I think I may have caught it.

Incubation Period:  Five or six days.

Means of Infection:  Visual pathways.

Organs Infected:  Primarily the brain via the visual cortex.

Symptoms:  Distortion of the creative processes leading to greater abstraction and obscure interpretations.

Prognosis:  Unknown.

Probable Source of Infection:  RSW Exhibition, Edinburgh.