Honking

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellow,

I had a nice day in the office today. I hung out with Briar and Olly. They make me laugh.

Briar was feeling a bit low, so we decided to go to the toystore to look at plushies. She ended up buying a pink flamingo for herself and a sloth for Olly. 

"Honk," she said, pushing the flamingo against my nose.

I had the temerity to ask if flamingos honked. 

Briar looked it up. "They bray AND they honk," she announced.

Fazzy was not in the office today. So I asked Briar to "honk" Fazzy.

"Ew! Symon! Ew!" she replied. 

I am not sure what she thought I meant. Nevertheless, here she is, honking all of you.

S.

p.s. AND Briar announced that she was watching MAFS Australia tonight!
She sent me a pixt of her tv screen with a bride and a groom. 

Two minutes later, another text. 

"@rsehole" was all she said. I understood.