Worlds daftest place for a cat to sit?

Possible new competition ?

Back home from my travels and this is what I found as I was sorting out my laundry

I have had a busy. 8.30am I set off from West Sussex. Train to Charing X
Met friend RR, who I haven’t seen him for years, at the station and we had a long chat and a delicious early lunch at Cote.
Train to Oxenholme followed, then a pit stop at J’s son’s place in Kendal. Then I went to a meeting of the South Lakes council to continue my campaign about the future of our buses. I have spent time while I was away compiling questions to ask, and was interested to note that Sedbergh is the only place to have its bus subsidy cut. I can feel more questions coming on!
Then J took me home
Phew.