the tourist shot

Ah August...

A month of talking in a stronger accent than usual to make it clear that you're local.
Being extra friendly to shop and bar staff knowing how busy they are and how rude some folk can be.
Adding an extra ten minutes to any journey time.
No such thing as a "quiet drink".
Listening out for the buzz on who to see whilst recommending folks of our own.

Feeling like every time you go to take a photo, you're One Of Them.

So here it is, my tourist shot.