Can I get the whole of me in here?

Sadly there was so much in the cupboard that there wasn't room for Alfie to get properly inside. You will be glad to hear that no mugs (or anything else) were harmed during this episode.

I went out today on a combination of a walk round the block and a trip to the library. There were a lot of twigs about and a few small branches, together with a bit of miscellaneous detritus, but nothing very dramatic. I guess we may have got off lightly.