You coo-dn't make it up...

As regulars know, a while ago, I discovered a stash of little known Burns poems, and every year I release one.

For those of you who don't follow me, you will see that Oor Rabbie seemed to be blessed with psychic powers (and a bit of an obsession with The Donald). Here's this year's poem....

'With marker pen I write my prose,
and no, that's not fake news.
I'm gunning for the Mexicans,
the Muslims and the Jews.

'Til the Panama runs dry my dear
and Greenland's firmly mine.
I'm taking over Canada
and buying Palestine.

I'm going to annexe Scotchland too
(you know my mom's from there.)
I already own all Highland coos,
it's how I make my hair!

So fare thee well, normality,
you'll be gone for quite a while.
For I shall last four long, long years
spouting madness, hate and bile...'