Oh Bummocks

OED - Bootneck Version - Today's date.
Bummocks, a useful expression combining Bum and Bollocks, for use in front of startled youngsters without getting the grandparent into too much bovver with his daughter.

This is allegedly a Hollyhock, although it seems to be doing lots of growing but no sign of any hocking. Height 1 M 55 Cm ; wonderful but will the grandsprog (1 M 10 Cm) be able to climb it in the face of the giant's wrath, a problem we have discussed recently.