Taking the piss...

Rother District Council are closing 14 of their public toilets.  Including all the toilets available for visitors to the beach in Bexhill-on-Sea.  A tourist destination.
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Tenants will be required to: "...have available during their opening hours a reduced toilet offering to the public as well as their customers".

Good luck with that!

A charity group has just built a wheelchair accessible garden on the beach there, located partly due to the availability of accessible toilets. Perhaps these will be kept open?

Below is, I think, a satirical commentary on the council's plan.