Service with a smile...

Ryanair flights from Bristol to Edinburgh and return. Food and drinks served, so now the dull speech from the cabin staff about their special offers on perfume etc etc yawn, yawn.... when we hear the following: "Ryanair apologises that our usual offer of the washing machine with the 1000 rpm spin cycle is unavailable today, instead we have a bargain three piece suite in green leather, a 42 foot Christmas tree, complete with lights and a star and a tumble dryer with vibrate mode all on special offer to our lovely customers...."

I think I was the only passenger who listened and noticed. I ordered a 42 foot Christmas tree, but they "only have a 43 foot one left, we're so sorry..."