Productive Meetings

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellow,

I had my first meeting of the week!

Okay, it was actually with The Princess. We chatted happily for well over an hour. 

We talked about serious, medical matters. We are intellectuals. 

"Do you think you can be born with just one bum cheek?" asked The Princess. 

We discussed this and I remembered someone telling me that they had a relative who was born without a b*mhole and they had to have one put in. 

"What, like with the sharp end of a pencil?" I remember Caro asking. 

The idea of someone stuck on the end of a pencil, like a troll made me laugh until I cried. I shared this with The Princess. 

Then (because our meetings are Agile and interactive) we Googled and found out that this is a serious, real thing! I nearly felt bad about the pencil thing. 

"You'd definitely want a good pencil sharpener though," added the Princess. 

AND we discovered that some people who are born without a b*mhole also have no bum cheeks! Or possibly just ONE cheek! A monocheek, if you will. 

When the Princess's eldest (EMP) emerged, The Princess proudly announced that we had done her medical research for her and were therefore better trained medically than she was. 

EMP seemed to take it well. She is well used to her mother. And her friends.

S.