Say No To Crack

I know. Not my usual style. Also... GROSS!!! But really I couldn't resist. This kid was part of a duo that came today to fix our Directv service. He was being trained by the other guy. Every time he bent over, this happened. 

Words fail me.

Extra: What I likely would have blipped if it hadn't been for Mr. Crack... A blue jay with his crest blowing in the wind.