I am camera

By Martinski

At 13:57 precisely there was SUNLIGHT!

Spiders stopped spinning their webs and scuttled towards the strange phenomena.
Birds lost all navigational sense and started to fly into one another.
People emerged from their Christmas-induced torpor and cried Glory Hallelujah!
Desperate Dan burnt a Cow Pie.
Yellow Dog blew a gaskit even though his engine was idle at the time.
Folk danced naked in the street. (Not pictured.)
Someone shouted: “This may never happen again in our lunchtime.”
A Government spokesperson said: “if this trend continues, we will have to tax it.”
Bats continued to hang upside down as usual.

At 14:22 the light started to fade, and by 14:25 it was raining again.
 
 

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