Wedding Vows

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellow,

I got this picture and this narrative from Ellie:

Aubrey just got into a princess dress, put on her jewellery, walked into the kitchen with her singing picnic basket (full of more jewellery and coins) and yelled “okaaaay, who wants to marry meeee?!” And Ainsley said “I will”. Aubrey responded “ok fine but you have to keep your farts in your bum”. 

There is now a sign being made to be put up at Aubrey’s wedding that reads “No Farts”. 

I think that’s a pretty reasonable request for a 4 year old.

Reasonable? I'm not so sure. I think my bum would EXPLODE if I were married to Aubrey.

S.