Last sighting?

       :¬(
We heard to day that the old girl is 17.  I didn't ask if it was lived 17 or owned 17?
        Jerra looked up Cats' ages and discovered "The 15-9-4 Rule"; it goes like this:-
       "Cat Age Is Just a Number ... Plus Another Number
You don’t need to be an expert to calculate your cat’s age, just use the “15-9-4” rule: 15 cat years in the first calendar year and nine in the second before leveling out to a rate of four cat years per calendar year for the rest of their life."
      I'm going to tentatively accuse an American of writing it; do you know of any other who Capitalises Every Word Like This in a title?
      Using that system she's15+9+(15X4)=84=two years older than me.  
SO
       Given I survive another 12 months AND I can be put up with, the old girl will be 88.