Clockwork Orange

the name Glaswegians affectionately named their orange coloured subway trains. The SMT insisted they were red of course ( it’s Glasgow after all ).
The laddie next to me shouted, ‘ Mum, there’s nae driver ‘ . He was right, this is one of the new driverless trains just introduced, I see it’s not so orange though. Opened in 1896, it’s the third oldest underground after London and Budapest, its a great wee birl around