That bloody Marley gets everywhere ...

To get Lucy to run like this I shouted 'if the farmer sees you off the footpath he will shoot you' ....
Lay in bed this morning and read my book ... Gawd I love the holidays ....
Pottered around a while then myself and the Tits and our children PLUS Mia (wiggys chikd) and Bonnie dog the extra and also Billy who belongs to Mrs Loman came with us too ... Six dogs and five children ...
Whilst we were out I got my ankle caught on a bramble ..it's had some small localised swelling ... Anyway when I popped into see Velvet blackeyes and Mr not velvet black eyes ( as he has another colour) I said I was in some pain so she had a look and the tip of a thorn was still in my flesh .... She is no surgeon and she GOUGED my ankle with tweezers and stabbed me and stabbed me and now I think she has severed my Achilles' tendon ...... I was dragging my leg home .......
Started to do some of my post holiday ironing and the iron went puuffff and gave up ..........
It was a sign.
Either to never iron again or to go buy a new one .......