An Exhibition of Ones Self

Straight from the off it has to be reported that the Current Mrs Creel established a literary first for mankind today.  For she used the words ‘chicken’ and ‘Sellotape’  in the self-same sentence.  Context is everything.  Furthermore, hopefully all Blippers are seated, Desmond has announced he is employing his stunt double full time.  From online activity it appears he has sprung it on his inner circle.  I went up to visit Ingrid earlier, it’s all part of chasing the fade that is CMC’s Christmas pressie. Once again it would have been mad not to.  After last night’s gig in the East Kirk I have been playing Martin Taylor whilst I wash up.  My old Careers Teacher wouldn’t have been happy.  He never was, always rifling through job applications in the EIA and Guardian supplements.  Speaking of which we went for a further visit to the Pier Art Centre which, in the current exhibition, focuses on local artists.  Full of sandal smoking Guardian readers, one playing the saxophone, another just back from the Spanish Civil War.  All the chatter about Hampstead and Hermione’s goat cheese.  Speaking of which tomorrow’s  horoscopes with include Capricorn.  Spume has been declared the word of the day as the anemometer has just registered 72mph.  And rising.