Eric

Half a bee, philosophically
Must, ipso facto, half not be
But half the bee has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. d'you see

But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury

La dee dee, one two three
Eric the half a bee
A, b, c, d, e, f, g
Eric the half a bee

Is this wretched demi-bee
Half-asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie
No! it's eric the half a bee

Fiddle de dum, fiddle de dee
Eric the half a bee
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee
Eric the half a bee

I love this hive, employee-ee
Bisected accidentally
One summer afternoon by me
I love him carnally

He loves him carnally
Semi-carnally