Sporting girls....

I tried to gain entry but was turned round and told in no uncertain terms that my appendage and indeed my presence was not required.

There's just no pleasing some folk.

In other news but linked to this......
The Grandson was placed in the shower, Grandma had two bars of soap, one for him, one for Grandma.
"Grandma, I'll do the front bit with the willy, you can do the back bit with the bum OK?"

These gems are being recorded for future giggles.