Fresh hell

I was on a tram on my way up to yoga in the West End and when it stopped in St Andrews Square I was trying to avert my eyes from the Xmas village when I noticed this. The Tattoo? Shome mishtake shurely? I wondered if I'd lost track of time and several months had passed by without me noticing.

But no, they are actually advertising tickets for the Tattoo, which happens in.....August.