I thought of Bob Moir.

       One of our English Teachers; he read us the whole of "The Lady of shalott. 
       I couldn't be sure if it was EVERY verse, checked - many, but NOT all end with the line - "The Lady of Shalott".
       14 of the first 20 verses, and the last, end with the line
"The Lady of Shalott."
SO Bob read - thus:-


'The web was woven curiously,
The charm is broken utterly,

Draw near and fear not,—this is I,

       The Lady of Shalott.'
And that's shallot
AND - with respect to my Schlumbergeras - That's shallot, all of 'em.