This is art and it's worth £millions!

If those deluded self-important idiots in New York really sold a banana and some duct tape for $6.2million then this has got to be worth at least double that.

If the story is true then I just need to give up, because I want no part of this shit show anymore. I don't want to be a person. 
I'm going to identify as a dog or something from now on...this crap seems to work for everyone else, so why not me?