That Got Weird

Dear O'H dear, Lovely Tea Jenny and The Mini Princesses,

The Eldest Mini Princess and I went to have lunch with Mary Doll and Victor. While we were in the garden centre, I decided to buy the gonk in the photo as a present for Lovely Shuvly. She is OBSESSED with gonks and we’re going to see her next week.

Mary Doll decided that my new purchase wasn’t as good as the gonks she has given The Mini Princesses last year.

“That one doesn’t even have clothes,” she said sounding slightly affronted, “He’s NAKED.”

Being the mature person I am, I held up the gonk, looked at the bottom of it and responded with “OMG, you can see his penis!”

And then started wiggling the gonk in front of Mary Doll’s face!

She thought it was hilarious and was properly laughing as we were saying goodbye.

But then….

“Your mum is trying to make me have oral sex with a gonk,” she giggled to EMP.

Nooooooooooooooooooo.


C