Rickety

By Rickety

Shopping to get high..

I always have a good nosy when I see a discarded shopping list; I like to read the planned purchases and figure out the kind of person who wrote it. What can I discern from this one? Thirsty. Perhaps not that particular about food - surely you'd want to buy lemonade and beer separately and mix it yourself rather than buy some insipid shandy? And as for marge - well, I rest my case. I thought, a little naively, that 'tips' referred to PG Tips before I looked at the latter part of the list. This person obviously has plans to have a little smoke although hasn't added 'weed' to the list. But then that's one thing that Tesco has yet to stock. Lastly, not that great at spelling. Rizlers? I think I have assembled a pretty good profile of Shopping List Person. Just call me Clarice Starling...

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