PlanW

By PlanW

He's A Maneater


So, I guess if I had a son I'd expect him to bring birds home after a night out, but I'm not sure I'd be happy for him to bring them through my window, over my bed and then eat them on the carpet at 4am. Or am I being unreasonable? Picked up the debris and went back to sleep.

Woke up to this sight. Is he just snuggling up because he's had a busy night, it's warm and he loves me. Or is he calculating how long it would take to kill and eat me and whether he's hungry enough right now or whether to wait until later? I'm really not sure.

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