Danger

Or 'Fore' as it's known in golfing speak. An in-service day at school and Andrew at a loose end meant we ended up taking him to the golf range so he could "smash some golf balls". After some coaching tips from me on swing technique and stance he still wasn't smashing them any farther or with any less danger to us spectators. Of course, I resigned from coaching with immediate effect to be able to spend more time with my family.

Just not at the golf range...