The full monty

Oh dearie me. This whole process is taking much longer than I thought it would. When they got me out of bed yesterday I fainted clear away. And today, I’ve been sitting in a chair for a couple of hours - that’s not been so bad but effort of getting to the chair was pretty exhausting. Luckily the Rower came in to see me, and that took my mind off things a bit.

The trouble is that I wasn’t prepared for all of this. I expected an overnighter and a new knee cap. Not the full Monty.

I won’t be going home until Monday at the earliest.