Foreplay at Port Appin

Hamish
Shall we?

Morag
Well OK, just this once though

Hamish
Inside or out here on the bench?

Morag
Oh here please, it's such a lovely night.

Hamish
Now or later?

Morag
Now! Now! Now! I can't wait any longer.

Hamish
I'll have to go and get them.

Morag
It's the man's job.

Hamish
How do you want it? I'd hate to get it wrong on our first date?
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Morag
Same as I always get it, tail end, good squeeze of vinegar, lashings of salt, bread and butter and plenty of scrapings. And it better be haddock.




For those who care... The backdrop is a shot of an Oban sunset displayed on my computer screen, the harbour and pier are scratch built and set up in front of the screen.and the Port Appin people are by Preiser.