Suction perfection

I was on the second sip of my Guinness. 
Pat was too. 

When it got busier and there were more of us at the table, I told him that I thought he had been drinking my 0.0 by mistake. 
The look of utter distress on his face was a great source of amusement. 

Today we were saying goodbye to Gentle James, who's been working in the Repair Factory for the last 42 years. 
Imagine that. Forty two years with the same employer. 
An alien concept nowadays. Just like imagining No Chat Pat slowly sipping a pint of Guinness 0.0