X marks the spot

Every time I've purchased a new Honda Civic, it gets longer than the previous model. Since I have a hard time knowing how far into the garage I need to pull without the garage door hitting it on the way down, I painted a large X on the wall. It's much easier to line up the steering wheel with the giant orange mark. I didn’t get a new car. This was an older X. But still, necessity is the mother of invention!

I saw my psychiatrist today and asked him for advice regarding the change with my therapist.  He advised me to stay with her on the every other week basis.  He's also slightly increasing the dose of my mood stabilizer, which I was against. I already take a handful of pills and supplements.  Since I got up in what seemed like the middle of the night (again), I was so tired when I got home from that visit that I dozed off. As a result, I completely missed the followup with the surgeon. The next available appointment is in December.
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I went to the doctor with hearing problems.
He said, "Can you describe the symptoms?"
I said, "Homer's a fat bloke and Marge has big blue hair!"